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There was an Old Person whose habits

by Edward Lear

There was an Old Person whose habits

There was an Old Person whose habits,
Induced him to feed upon rabbits;
When he’d eaten eighteen,
He turned perfectly green,
Upon which he relinquished those habits.

April 4, 2014 at 8:25 pm Leave a comment

The Duck and the Kangaroo

by Edward Lear

Said the Duck to the Kangaroo,
“Good gracious, how you hop
Over the fields and the water, too,
As if you would never stop!
My life is a bore in this nasty pond;
And I long to go out in the world beyond:
I wish I could hop like you,”
said the Duck to the Kangaroo.

“Please give me a ride on your back,”
Said the Duck to the Kangaroo:
I would sit quite still, and say nothing but ‘Quack,’
The whole of the long day through;
And we’d go the Dee, and the Jelly Bo Lee,
Over the land, and over the sea:
Please take me a ride! Oh, do!”
Said the Duck to the Kangaroo.

Said the Kangaroo, “I’m ready,
All in the moonlight pale;
But to balance me well, dear Duck, sit steady,
And quite at the end of my tail.”
So away they went with a hop and a bound;
And they hopped the whole world three times round.
And who so happy, oh! who,
As the Duck and the Kangaroo?

February 13, 2013 at 7:25 pm Leave a comment

There was an Old Person of Spain

by Edward Lear: A Book of Nonsense

There was an Old Person of Spain,
Who hated all trouble and pain;
So he sate on a chair with his feet in the air,
That umbrageous Old Person of Spain.

July 12, 2010 at 5:19 pm Leave a comment

There was an Old Man of the Hague

by Edward Lear: A Book of Nonsense

There was an Old Man of the Hague,
Whose ideas were excessively vague;
He built a balloon
To examine the moon,
That deluded Old Man of the Hague.

July 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm Leave a comment

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat

Bedtime-Story CLASSIC
The Owl and the Pussycat – 1871 – by Edward Lear

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat:
They took some honey,
and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl and the Pussycat
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
“O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!”
The owl and the Pussycat
Pussy said to the Owl, “You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing!
Oh! let us be married;
too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?”
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the bong-tree grows;
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood,
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.
The Turkey, Owl and the Pussycat
“Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?” Said the Piggy, “I will.”
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
The Owl and the Pussycat
And hand in hand on the edge of the sand
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

About the Author:EDWARD LEAR – b1812 London, England–d.1888,Italy

The twentieth child of Jeremiah Lear, a London stockbroker, and his wife Ann, Lear grew up to become a prolific writer as well as a talented artist of both landscapes and birds. Lear also gave drawing lessons to Queen Victoria of England. Lear was particularly enchanted with nonsense poetry, and devoted a number of his books to collections of such poems as this:

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, ‘It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests
in my beard!

Lear is perhaps best known for his whimsical poem, The Owl and the Pussycat.
Edward Lear had begun to pen the sequel, The Children of The Owl and the Pussycat, but sections of the poem still remained incomplete at the time of his death in 1888. The portion that was complete, was published posthumously (meaning, after his death) in 1938.

It begins:
The Children of the Owl and the Pussycat
Our mother was the Pussy-cat,
our father was the Owl,
And so we’re partly little beasts
and partly little fowl,

The brothers of our family
have feathers and they hoot,
While all the sisters dress in fur
and have long tails to boot.

The Edward Lear website will let you learn more about this talented individual.

About the Illustrator: Donna L. Derstine


The Owl and the Pussycat by: Donna L. Derstine (1959 – )
A painter in the American Primitive Style, Donna grew up in rural Buck’s County, Pennsylvania where the countryside reflects an early American vista with stone farmhouses and barns, rolling pastures and working farms. Her mother instilled a creative sensibility in viewing the world and that influence along with the artist’s love of animals and nature, became woven into her art at an early age. Donna’s art can be found in many commercial art galleries .
This charming image would be a delightful addition to a child’s room.

VOCABULARY:
Antique Words: “runcible
The term runcible appears in English for the first time in E. Lear’s nonsense verse. As the Oxford English Dictionary notes, the word has taken on a life of its own.The Oxford English Dictionary2 on CD-ROM © Copyright Oxford University Press 1994 provides this definition and citations:

runcible, adjective. A nonsense word used by Edward Lear in runcible cat, hat, etc., and esp. in runcible spoon, in later use applied to a kind of fork used for pickles, etc., curved like a spoon and having three broad prongs of which one has a sharp edge.

E. Lear 1871 Owl & Pussy-Cat in Nonsense Songs
They dined on mince, and slices of quince, Which they ate with a runcible spoon.

five-pound note: This is money. The Owl and the Pussycat took some money along with them to buy things when they traveled. Think of it like a five dollar bill. Here are two versions of an English Five Pound Note. The one on the left is from 1935. The one on the right is a more recent bill which has Queen Elizabeth of England on the front , and on the reverse side is The Duke of Wellington b.1769 – d.1852 .

Our thanks to Ben Mottram from the U.K. for providing the 1935 version.

June 7, 2008 at 2:12 pm Leave a comment

THE OWL AND THE PANTHER

THE ROLE OF CATS IN NURSERY RHYMES
by Sarah Hartwell

I passed by his garden, and marked with one eye,
How the Owl and the Panther were sharing a pie:
The Panther took pie-crust, and gravy, and meat,
While the Owl had the dish as its share of the treat.
When the pie was all finished, the Owl, as a boon,
Was kindly permitted to pocket the spoon:
While the Panther received knife and fork with a growl
And concluded the banquet by [eating the owl]

A nonsense verse (again cats and cutlery!) by Lewis Carroll. Carroll omits the bracketed words – they are left for the reader (or child) to gleefully fill in.

May 26, 2008 at 12:33 am Leave a comment

THE OWL AND THE PUSSYCAT

THE ROLE OF CATS IN NURSERY RHYMES
by Sarah Hartwell

Although the first four lines of this rhyme are often used as a nursery rhyme in their own right, this is one of many nonsense poems by Edward Lear. A runcible spoon is probably a kind of fork with three broad prongs or tines, one having a sharp edge, curved like a spoon, used with pickles, etc. Interestingly, two-pronged “runcible spoons” were once sold as party cutlery – I’ve used them and they are very handy at buffets and barbecues where tables are not provided!

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat.
They took some honey, and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.
The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
‘0 lovely Pussy! 0 Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!’

Pussy said to Owl, ‘You elegant fowl!
How charmingly sweet you sing!
0 let us be married! too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?’
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the Bong-Tree grows,
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood,
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose!
With a ring at the end of his nose.

‘Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?’ Said the Piggy, ‘I will.’
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince, and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;
And hand in hand. on the edge of the sand
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

May 26, 2008 at 12:17 am Leave a comment

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