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I Taught My Cat to Clean My Room

My Hippo Has the Hiccups
by Kenn Nesbitt
from the book My Hippo Has the Hiccups

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March 12, 2015 at 8:25 pm Leave a comment

My Dog Ate My Homework

The Biggest Burp Everby Kenn Nesbitt
from The Biggest Burp Ever

My dog ate my homework.
That mischievous pup
got hold of my homework
and gobbled it up.

My dog ate my homework.
It’s gonna be late.
I guess that the teacher
will just have to wait.

My dog ate my homework.
He swallowed it whole.
I shouldn’t have mixed it
with food in his bowl.

Copyright © 2015 Kenn Nesbitt
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From www.poetry4kids.com

March 11, 2015 at 8:25 pm Leave a comment

My Mother Does My Homework

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My Mother Does My Homework
A Funny School Poem for Kids
by Kenn Nesbitt

My mother does my homework.
She thinks it’s loads of fun.
She says that she’s just “helping” me
but, soon enough, it’s done.

We sit down at the dinner table
every single night.
She answers all the questions
and she always gets them right.

And now and then, she’ll tell me
I should go and take my bath.
When I get back, I find she’s done
my science and my math.

You’d think that I’d be overjoyed
to never have to work.
But every time she “helps me out”
I nearly go berserk.

I ask if I can do it, but
she shrugs off my requests.
So all my grades are crummy
since she doesn’t take my tests.

Copyright © 2015 Kenn Nesbitt
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From www.poetry4kids.com

March 7, 2015 at 8:25 pm Leave a comment

Wayne the Stegosaurus

By Kenn Nesbitt

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May 27, 2014 at 8:25 pm Leave a comment


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